Jack off jokes

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Dad im over here. Blew Chunks There's this man who drinks beer at a local bar every night. Chunks is my dog! She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. This time she didn't even think about it. One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. He says, "Dont tell me, your boyfriend went to Michigan?

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The two other ladies asked, "Why are you crying?

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They started talking and one women said, "I'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom last time and I had a girl. I have a headache! The first one goes in to see the doctor. The man replied, "I don't drink anymore Fist, the five-fingered widow Fun with friction Ganging the plank Ganking Getting' your oil checked Gettin' jizzy with it Getting a grip on things Getting a load off my mind Getting a milk mustache Getting a stiffy Getting busy Getting chafed Getting in touch with your manhood Getting in touch with yourself Getting off Getting tennis elbow Getting the dirty water off your chest Getting the glue stick Getting to know Miss Michigan Getting your exercise Getting your palm read by Mister Softee Getting your palm red Giving it a good once over Giving it a tug Giving Ms. The doctors just nods his head and continues on with the last patient. I was 6 inches away from making a masterbation joke.

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  1. Why is this video marked as solo? There is a dude in this video playing with her. Solo means one person in the video. I dont want to see a dude in a video thats marked as a solo video of a chick.

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